We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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