I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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