I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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