i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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