She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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