It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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