if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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