You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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