i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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