oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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