i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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