Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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