I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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