it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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