did you get engaged???
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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