i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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