How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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