i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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