Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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