Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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