i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
People in love make me want to vomit
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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