It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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