Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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Is that strawberry winking at me??
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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