one two three fourrrrnication!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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