her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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