My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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