mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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