i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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