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white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i wish peter jackson would direct porn
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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