I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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