How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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