I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Say something about gay babies.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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