Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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