spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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