It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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