My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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