Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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