apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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