Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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