The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i out mim tonsoeep
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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