I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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