Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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