wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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