All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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