Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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