it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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