yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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