Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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