We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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