I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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